In today’s “Nobody is better than me at…” news, Trump has asked the Pentagon to devise a plan to defeat ISIS. Let’s not forget one of Trump’s key points during his presidential run last year: “I have a secret plan to defeat ISIS.” No hurry Pentagon…you have only 30 days to devise the ultimate plan to “obliterate ISIS!”

In other Trump news, in case you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing the “nobody does better than me” compilation video of Trump, please watch! It’s hilarious. King tRump is such a embarrassing joke. He is all about the image he presents to the public, but has no substance. He has mastered the art of deception and distraction, according to Marc Fisher, a senior editor at the Washington Post.