No Need to Press the Elevator Button if it’s Already Fucking Pressed!

Fucking news flash! If the elevator button is already pressed, there is no…I repeat NO need to press it again.

I watch someone do this at least once a day at my apartment complex. Next time I will say, “You know, the magical elevator elf will not bring you the elevator faster because you pressed it again.”

It’s funny when I watch the person walk up to the elevator…pause…think as they look around then, for some unknown irrational reason, decide to press the button.

Do people think by pressing the button a second time that they can influence it?

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