Overhead at a High School Graduation The other night I was enjoying a rather pleasant, short, and uneventful high school graduation. The parents were tame as expected; they were respectful and applauded at the appropriate times. The ceremony stood in stark contrast against my previous 4 high school graduations in an urban charter school district. […]
This article is from March 2017, but my wife just sent it to me. It sent me into full rage mode. I remember reading it a couple months ago, but I’m still as furious now as then. Oklahoma State Rep. George Faught argues that rape and incest are the will of God while defending anti-abortion legislation. […]
Recently heard on The Atheist Experience with Matt Dillahunty- “I am a Christian and I’ve kinda been thinking lately…” This is bad news. For religion. My wife and I were just having this discussion. How many billboards have seen with a quote like this- REASON IS THE ENEMY OF FAITH? Once someone starts thinking, that may […]
While I’m checking and replying to emails at school, I’m listening to this caller on The Atheist Experience with Matt Dillahunty and Jen Peeples explain how the “commandment’ Thou Shalt Not Steal is evidence that God actually condemns slavery. Check it out about 57 minutes into the show. That’s the biggest reach I’ve ever heard by a […]
My wife and 2 1/2-year-old son spent the afternoon with my son’s classmate and his parents at their place on Easter Sunday and enjoyed a delicious barbecue. My wife and I obviously don’t celebrate Easter, and would not have realized it was Easter if my family had not sent a few texts wishing me a […]
Today, a student teased me for being bald. She said that the top of my head looked like a little patch of grass, which it does so I really can’t complain. My best comeback? I told her that she should never wear mom jeans again. It’s not a flattering look! Side note- shit, apparently, mom jeans are backing […]
Congratulations to the Fellowship of Christian Athletes (FCA) sponsor at my high school…you’re my first Ass Burner. I’ve been sitting on this post for months and have finally built up the appropriate amount of rage! These gems adorn her classroom: The note reads “Alone in Christ my Hope is found.” Somone please tell me what […]
If you haven’t seen “The Farting Preacher” videos, you are in for quite a treat! Thank you, Robert Tilton (aka The Farting Preacher)! “(Insert your favorite fart sound) and that’s the opening of the windows of Heaven.”
How many of you have listened to a Christian attempt to refute evolution as an origin story (which it fucking isn’t!)? They say “but it’s just a theory!” “Creationism just makes sense when you think about.” In the end, they completely fuck up everything they said about evolution. At least some Christians don’t waste their […]
This will be an ongoing series. When I started searching for my first batshit crazy Bible verse, I decided to pick an uncommon WTF verse. I could’ve started with the story of the 2 bears eating 42 children for teasing a bald prophet, but I wanted to choose a lesser known verse. So, here we […]