This is displayed at my school. A man with an actual PhD created it. I had to make a slight change to it.
Today, a student teased me for being bald. She said that the top of my head looked like a little patch of grass, which it does so I really can’t complain. My best comeback? I told her that she should never wear mom jeans again. It’s not a flattering look! Side note- shit, apparently, mom jeans are backing […]
At the end of my last class today, a student was finishing her Geometry test so I waited with her for a few minutes. The teacher, whose classroom I was using, asked me if I wanted snacks from the teacher’s lounge. Apparently, our monthly staff meeting was canceled, so the admin treated their hungry minions. I […]
Last week I went into the teachers’ lounge to make my ham sandwich for lunch. Usually, I would bring the sandwich, but that morning I didn’t feel like preparing the sandwich at home so I threw all the shit in the bag and left. the ham, cheddar cheese, and bread, I overheard 85-year-old Frank telling […]
That crab rangoon really would’ve tied my lunch together. A few weeks into this year at my new school, I sadly found my leftover Chinese missing the best part- delicious, juicy, fucking crab rangoon. That morning I had dropped off my lunch bag in the fridge in one of our special education classrooms. Six paraeducators […]
It started with a meatloaf omelet. I was eating a late breakfast with my dad at a diner near Saint Louis University. I had just left my ex-wife and moved out of the house a week earlier. I was taking new medication for depression and anxiety. I love omelets and especially meat (how the hell […]