I’ve been following The Oatmeal, and Matthew Inman, for several years. This dude is pure fucking genius and funny as fuck! He nailed it with the comic You’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you. A recent University of Southern California study revealed that the same part of the brain that responds to a physcial threat […]
Today, a student teased me for being bald. She said that the top of my head looked like a little patch of grass, which it does so I really can’t complain. My best comeback? I told her that she should never wear mom jeans again. It’s not a flattering look! Side note- shit, apparently, mom jeans are backing […]
This will always be my favorite meme!
If you haven’t seen “The Farting Preacher” videos, you are in for quite a treat! Thank you, Robert Tilton (aka The Farting Preacher)! “(Insert your favorite fart sound) and that’s the opening of the windows of Heaven.”
Last week I went into the teachers’ lounge to make my ham sandwich for lunch. Usually, I would bring the sandwich, but that morning I didn’t feel like preparing the sandwich at home so I threw all the shit in the bag and left. the ham, cheddar cheese, and bread, I overheard 85-year-old Frank telling […]
That crab rangoon really would’ve tied my lunch together. A few weeks into this year at my new school, I sadly found my leftover Chinese missing the best part- delicious, juicy, fucking crab rangoon. That morning I had dropped off my lunch bag in the fridge in one of our special education classrooms. Six paraeducators […]
Thanks to the guys at the Cellar Door Skeptics podcast for this!